The Phatush Diaries

Friday, September 19, 2008

Sarah Palin on Russia

Pressed about what insights into recent Russian actions she gained by living in Alaska, Palin told Charles Gibson of ABC News, "They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."


Ahhhh........

I can see my vagina..... and it's in close proximity to my toilet ... that does not make me a gynecologist.


And by the way ....when did FOX FIVE NEWS hire the entire cast of "CUM GUSHERS 3" to anchor the evening news.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Is It Just Me .....

Or does Cindy McCain look like she is stealing prescription pads again ....and sharing them with Rudy's wife/mistress Judy.........?????

5 drinks and some vicodin made her all smiles ....


btw ...sarah pallin .....I don't think your a bad mom for working ....I think your a bad mom for letting a strung out, junkie, shaking, geriatric barbie, hold your kid....

come on ....your 6 year old was a better babysitter ....

To All Horny Teenage Boys ....

I know ....I know ....each one of your testicles are screaming me first .......

But, good news .......

If you knock up that 16 year old girl you go shooting and drinking with......... there is seat for you at the Republican National Convention.

Monday, September 01, 2008

Let's just say

You should not be VP if you meet the following criteria

You wear a sparkle bejeweled flag pin.

Your hair is in an updo with a banana clip.

You call your husband "the first dude"

You know how to take down a moose.

You almost give birth on an Alaskan Airlines flight.

Your boobs still leak from nursing.

You and your 17 year old are pregnant at the same time.

You name your kids Bristol , Trig, Piper, and Willow.

The Spears family has it more together than you.


Family values at it's best.