The Phatush Diaries

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Craigslist Hook-up

Yes, DAK (Day After Kid) even at 8 you were burned by Craigslist.

NEWSFLASH - PEOPLE ON CRAIGSLIST LIE!!!!

I know this is hard to understand......

Thank god yours was a free -almost dead- teddy bear hamster - and not a 45 year old weathered pole dancer who claimed to be a dead ringer for Drew Barrymore......... but instead looked like Drew Carey.

This is valuable life lesson that many take forever to learm....

Nothing is for free ........Everything has a price tag................and real ex-models don't look for dates on Craigslist ......okay ....okay ......the last part I was hoping that you wouldn't have to learn until you were at least in 8th grade.

I will hand it to you DAK...... you acted just like most men that were burned by Craigslist .... you looked at the person who was making the offer .....asked if she was really sure the hamster was only 1 year .............asked about the dented taped together cage .............looked a little disappointed ......and then took it home anyway .....

-Just like a man......

1 Comments:

At March 2, 2010 at 3:22 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

How did I miss this one? Must have had my nose stuck in FB!

 

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