Killer Whales

Why are people shocked when a killer whale ....does the unthinkable and kills someone?

Ahhhh, call Phatush crazy but that's why they are called killer whales.

How did they get their name?..... Lets see.

Back in they day when people were naming shit it went like this ....

"Hey, that whale is grey.......Let's call it a grey whale! "

"Hey, that whale has a hump on it's back .....Let's call it a hump back whale!"

"You know what? ....That whale seems to like to kill shit! .....I know !.....Let's call it a Killer Whale!"

Here,I'll break it down real simple for everyone....

Natural for a killer whales - Dragging some chick around like a rag doll until she drowns, and then eating her for a mid-morning snack.

Unnatural for a killer whales- Riding around with a chick on your back and jumping through a hoop for a piece of left over sushi.

Phatush's favorite part of the story - People were enjoying their overpriced lunch and viewing the whales in their fish bowl when this incident took place. She can hear in now ....

Kid- " Mommy, look at the big scary fish."

Mom- " I know honey ....finish the cold 9 dollar french fries"

Kid-" "Mom, look at that lady in the tank."

Mom- " I said - finish your fries!"

Kid- "Mom, that lady in the tank is bleeding!"

Mom- " I'm wondering if they'll comp our lunch"

The debate is now on about what to do with Tilikum the whale. Should he be released to the open water? .....Made in to dinner for 100 at Terayaki Boy.....?

Phatush thinks that Sea World should be able to make millions off of killer whales as long as they let them chase, hunt, and kill and eat ...one pony tail blond every 6 months.