Let's just say

You should not be VP if you meet the following criteria

You wear a sparkle bejeweled flag pin.

Your hair is in an updo with a banana clip.

You call your husband "the first dude"

You know how to take down a moose.

You almost give birth on an Alaskan Airlines flight.

Your boobs still leak from nursing.

You and your 17 year old are pregnant at the same time.

You name your kids Bristol , Trig, Piper, and Willow.

The Spears family has it more together than you.


Family values at it's best.