Twilight

DRWB (Diana Ross Wanna Be) doesn't get it. She barely made it past 3 chapters in the 1st book. She might see the movie when it comes out on video. She doesn't like Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers.

She feels like Phatush does ......The only people who like Twilight are mid-western teens and their fat moms.

Phatush and DRWB watch the news this morning and a group of Twilight fans have just left the 4am show of the movie. They are interviewed by the reporter, and screech about the teen star and how much they love him ......and end the interview by saying ...."The movie is so realistic"

WHAT ??

Listen, little misguided suburban freak .....no 17 year old handsome vampire is showing up at your high to school to declare his love and protection for you. Not happening !!! If you want to make a real movie about a 17 year old boy it should have a certain dose of reality... It should be about a 17 year old that wants to get you drunk at a kegger and get your skinny jeans around your ankles...... blood sucking isn't really on his mind. (only half true).

Boys at 17 years old are simple.... each one of their testicles are screaming me first ....and things like proms and romance are not really on their radar.

For now DRWB stick with watching old Beatles videos on Youtube.