Best Friends ?

Phatush has had many on again and off again relationship over the years.

People may have come in and out of the picture by she has/had a best girlfriend.

AnarchyMom...

This friendship has spanned over 20 years when they both chased around homeless street kids in Times Square ....before the days when Guillani turned PeepWorld into Disneyland. It was some of the best and worst times of Phatush's life, and also when she never felt more alive.

Lets just call it BC- Before Children.

When DRWB was born AnarchyMom was right there flirting with Phatush's OBGYN and giving him a quick course in feminist theory. He, on the hand, was making plans on whether or not to slice into Phatush for an emergency c-section.

10 years later when AnarchyMom was making plan to ditch her current boyfriend and have a child on her own .....Phatush was there.

AnarchyMom's baby daughter was born almost 2 years ago. She has moved to R.I and is trying to manage being a single working mom. This is something that Phatush has first hand knowledge about . Phatush knows that being a single mom is like being a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Calls between the two have almost stopped ....even phone tag doesn't take place.

To be fair Phatush and AnarcyMom are in different stages of parenthood. It's been some time since Phatush has changed a diaper and had her hands smell like A and D ointment. AnarchyMom has some time yet to experience the joyful challenges of the sanitary napkin aisle of CVS.

The days of eating on the Lower East Side and spending 2 hours talking about the latest go to film at the Angelica are not possible .....Phatush gets it.

BUT...

Last week at CVS Phatush was indulging in that guilty pleasure called US WEEKLY. She noticed the OctoMom was photographed while making a call on her cell phone to someone. (Here's hoping that it was to the nearest clinic to have both her tubes tied, snipped , burn and rendered useless forever.)

But wait ....Hold on just a sec .....

Single mom ..... 14 kids under the age of 6...... Has time to make a call to someone .....?????

WTF?

Where has AnarchyMom been?

Killer Whales

Why are people shocked when a killer whale ....does the unthinkable and kills someone?

Ahhhh, call Phatush crazy but that's why they are called killer whales.

How did they get their name?..... Lets see.

Back in they day when people were naming shit it went like this ....

"Hey, that whale is grey.......Let's call it a grey whale! "

"Hey, that whale has a hump on it's back .....Let's call it a hump back whale!"

"You know what? ....That whale seems to like to kill shit! .....I know !.....Let's call it a Killer Whale!"

Here,I'll break it down real simple for everyone....

Natural for a killer whales - Dragging some chick around like a rag doll until she drowns, and then eating her for a mid-morning snack.

Unnatural for a killer whales- Riding around with a chick on your back and jumping through a hoop for a piece of left over sushi.

Phatush's favorite part of the story - People were enjoying their overpriced lunch and viewing the whales in their fish bowl when this incident took place. She can hear in now ....

Kid- " Mommy, look at the big scary fish."

Mom- " I know honey ....finish the cold 9 dollar french fries"

Kid-" "Mom, look at that lady in the tank."

Mom- " I said - finish your fries!"

Kid- "Mom, that lady in the tank is bleeding!"

Mom- " I'm wondering if they'll comp our lunch"

The debate is now on about what to do with Tilikum the whale. Should he be released to the open water? .....Made in to dinner for 100 at Terayaki Boy.....?

Phatush thinks that Sea World should be able to make millions off of killer whales as long as they let them chase, hunt, and kill and eat ...one pony tail blond every 6 months.