I Just Don't Trust Her

I think that it boils down to this .....with Sarah Pallin ....

I can think of numerous reasons for my ongoing feeling of mistrust ...

The hunting moose .....not really ....

The damn heels that most people would break their neck on ....not so much.

Book burning ....rape kits.......the winking ..naming her first kid Trak a homage to where she lost it to the "first dude"....all reprehensible , but I've heard worse...

Here is where she crossed the line....

She has a baby on Tuesday ....April 18th,2008 and is back at work on the 21.....WHAT????? ????? Wearing what ?????....WHITE PANTS !!!!!!

3 days after my kids ....(DAK and DRWB) were born ...it was a cross between Carrie's prom ......and a crime scene.... a very ...very ...very messy homicide.

All clothes worn at that point looked like a plastic tarp that is normally used to cover backyard furniture......dark in color and hoses off with ease. You get the picture ....Come to think of it , it was pretty much the same size too.

Did I mention that I just don't trust her ...

The Debate

I get it.....

I'm the queen of bull shit too ....It is said that I can derail Amtrak just by opening up my mouth.

I would love to take the Gov. of Alaska .....rip off her head..... and shit down her neck ...we have that link in common.

I can get derailed easily ....

Just take for example last Thursday's debate against Biden...

I turn on the TV.... eating ice cream ....waiting for the shit to hit the fan .... waiting for her to forget her name ...... other hard pressing facts that she has been having difficulty with over the past few weeks ...

I'm going over details about record jobs losses in September ....and 700 billion dollars in a bail out ....and the clincher ......the possibility that my parents will have to one day come live with me ....and now I know that these times are really scary....

and then she takes that stage and I'm ready to hear why drivel is going to come out of her mouth next ....and my first thought when the camera zoom in is ....

Gosh....those are new red highlights ..... .....pretty .......they match the flag....

Nice suit .....Is that Armani...???? .....She went with black .......nice choice .......Funny ....I don't remember Joe Sixpack's wife wearing couture.

She is the ultimate saleswoman ...why is she not selling lipstick on QVC?????



She's totally derailed me .......I fucking hate her ....