Open Letter to Sanitation Worker

Dear NYC Sanitation Workers,

Thank you so much for taking time out of your busy day to "cat call" at me this morning.

I know that you have lots to do on my block..... but still you found the time to comment on my ass as I was exiting my truck.

I have some questions........

What exactly was it that turned you on about me ? At this point I could only offer up the following guesses....

Was it the way my ever expanding ass looked in my sweat pants? ....r the peek-a-boo granny panties that were showing as I bent over to get my stuff in the back seat?

I know. It was the way I skillfully managed those four bags from Keyfood - while my keys dangled from my mouth - as I slammed the car door shut with one knee. Were you thinking how well I manage to multi-task?

Was it about the way I screamed at 8 year DAK to get out of the car..... and quit screwing around ? .....Were you secretly wishing I was standing over you giving you commands?

Trust me...... yelling at people is really a skill I've perfected.

It's not like your offer wasn't tempting........ I mean..... Duh.....who wouldn't want to do it in the back of a garbage truck?

To be honest? ...I'd love to hear back from you. Things are a little slow on the home front and I think you guys are the ones for me.