Late Night TV Shopping

With recent bouts of insomnia Phatush is up doing some late night TV viewing.....

She's confused.....

Let's just say the choices are endless...... and late night info-mericals have kept her riveted to the TV.


For a mere $399 she can purchase a 3 bedroom house that has been foreclosed on in Chattanooga, Tennessee..... (not sure that this is a bargain) with a 2 car garage.... (interior is not shown...)

OR:

For $89.99 on Shoperotictv the 8 inch Vibrating Dong can be purchased.... in either blue or purple.....


Okay, so a new home to live in for about 400 bucks....
.... or Phatush can rub one off for under a 100.........

4 Dongs... or a New House..... Hummmmm????
.... Dong is waterproof..... Does the roof leak?
.... Dong can fit in a purse for easy carry-on access..... House has a 2 car garage....You can park your car in the 2 car garage ....you can park Dong ....uh...nevermind....
.... Dong has 8 multiple speeds and takes 4 DD batteries...... House has had all the appliances removed by angry foreclosed-on previous owners....

Choices.... Choices..... Choices.....

We live in a such a great country....