Open Note To My Cab Driver ......
You just dropped me off at my house .......
NO.......... I'M NOT FUCKING "EXPECTING"
Were you expecting a tip?????
Unless you see a head coming out of a woman's vagina ....NEVER ....NEVER ......ask that question...
Note to self .... Things to do ASAP....
Return new sundress .....
Buy Supersize Spanx
Call Jenny Craig's suicide hot line ........?
posted by Phatush @ 2:38 PM
1 Comments:
Call me Miss Manners but I am not sure that when a babies head
sticking out of a vagina is a good time to ask "are you expecting"
either.
good luck exchanging the sundress
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