What not to do at the MAC store

NEVER ...NEVER ...go into the MAC make-up store 45 minutes before work and ask for "smoky eyes"

Although this look is great on those genetic freaks that walk the runway ........on a real girl you will resemble the following ...

Rocky ....right after he fought Mr.T in Rocky 3 ...(where he got the shit kicked out of him, and lost the title )

OR

If you're lucky you'll look like a hot tranny mess ......(this company has Rue Paul do their last ad campaign......that should have been my first clue )


For the record ,I could almost feel myself grow a cock and balls during the mascara application.....