Phatush TTD List Before Jan 05-Bush 2

1) Have that abortion I always dreamed about.

2) Drink a nice glass of clean water. Who knows when we will be getting one of those again.

3) Have lots of gay sex and visit the library....(or maybe have gay sex in the library)...

4) Encourage my parents to cash their social security checks as soon as they get them. Last time I checked those were running out too.

5) Visit the doctor of my choice.

6) Buy all the porn I can carry out of the adult bookstore.

7) Re-read Miranda out loud ...at least someone in the country will be hearing it over the next 4 years.

8) Hug my draft aged nephew.

9) Harvest my own embryos for stem cell research before I get alzheimers and forget to do it.

10) Think about visiting a nice liberal place like Rwanda.

11) Research Starbucks ownerships in Guantanamo Bay.

12) To promote abstinance for my daughter purchase stock in a new line of chastity belts by Martha Stewart called " The Martha Stewart Lock-Down Collection"

13) Forget about going to my local house of worship- beacause god is no longer on my side.

14) Make a visit to a national park before it gets turned into a Walmart.

15) Get to know my neighbors - Canada and Mexico.

16) Recognize it's been a nice run with freedom for me for almost 40 years ...and it's all downhill from here.