Note to my waiter this afternoon.....

Sorry, I sent my Burrito Bel Grande back...... not once........ but twice .....


It really only needed another 30 seconds in the microwave.

After listening to my father (who s in his early 100s at this point) bring various waitstaff and patrons into a homicidal rage......... it it something that I back off from doing.

I imagine, after much complaining in fine establishments all over the globe, he has ingested more body fluids than the Port Authority urinal and Jenna Jameson combined.

Bon Appetit