I Just Don't Understand

I went to Old Navy today to make sure to buy some cheap as crap Christmakah presents.....You know the present that really tells the person that youre giving it to ......"I don't give a fuck".


That's when I noticed a sign for ++++++ big woman's department. There really are only 3 sizes when you shop in this section ...

1) JUMBO ......2) HEFTY ......and 3) OH MY GOD ....IT'S MOVING TOWARDS ME

That's when I noticed the sale item of the week "SKINNY JEANS"

Okay SKINNY JEANS???????? IN SIZE 18????????? NOTHING ABOUT SIZE 18 should be called skinny .....


THAT'S JUST WRONG....