Oprah

Got a full frontal of Oprah this afternoon ......What the fuck happened ????????? Did she eat a person or what ?????? In this case not even the miracle of Spanx can do the job...

Forget about hooking up with Bob Green again and "Making a Connection". She has a long way back down to seeing the scale hit 150 again.

Oprah can buy and sell the world, right? .....

She has the power and money to do anything .....


Just a thought ....


She should buy one of those useless states like .......uh..........What's the one Bill and Hilary came from???? Right!!!!!!........Arkansas..... and fill it will people that weight over 250 lbs.... instead of offering people cars like she usually does ...she can offer these people free homes and Whopper Juniors.

It's just following my simple rule while I was trying to date .....


"you want to look pretty ....hang out with a lot of ugly chicks ..."

" you want to look thin hang out with fat people "