Leader of the Pack

My son is the leader of a very special group of 8 year olds......

I like to call them the kids from "Planet 10" ...

The person who said birds of a feather wasn't kidding .............................In this case it's more like a Children of the Corn cast party when they get together ....

Lets run down the cast.....


There is BND- (Boy Next Door) That took from Sept 08 to June 09 to start closing my car door at drop off upon exit . When we finally nailed that down after 9 months ....the summer break took its toll and now we are back to square one.

There is Satan- The kid that I'm temped to shave his blonde curls and look for signs that he is the antichrist. His mother was nice enough to tell me to watch out for him around dogs because he bites .......and she was taking about her kid.

There is The Itcher - He has allergies to dairy, eggs, wheat, barley, pets, seafood, plants, did I say eggs........saliva from living creatures, dead bugs ....(he can't smell them or eat them).....and the list goes on..... Amazing enough the one food that he has no reaction to is McDonald's chicken nuggets ....go figure?

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There's DAK (Day after Kid) that has sent one teacher into early retirement, one teacher to seek an easier line of work( perhaps teaching kindergarden to Taliban children in the hills of Afghanistan), and not be forgotten 2 evaluators and 1 child therapist to their breaking point.


It's going to be a long year.