Cock-Blocked by a Six Year Old

Single with two young children in Brooklyn . . . And how exactly did this train wreck hit me ?????? OH YEAH !!!! By now the story is something of an urban legend . . .


Like Freddy Kruger meets Hand that Rocks the Cradle . . . Brooklyn style . . .

Her husband left with who???? Her son was how old when the husband started boinking the nanny/whore(NW) ???

Ladies, PLEASE . . . I love a good horror story as much as the rest of you, but at least wait until I'm out of earshot with my kids to dish about me in Carroll Park . . . fair enough? Most of all please stop rubbernecking my very own Lifetime, Channel 12 movie of the week. You all know the one I'm talking about? They may as well call it the Merdith Baxter Bernie Channel. Stories by women, for women. One-armed-woman-with-a-brain-tumor-who-is-currently-waiting-for-a-new-lung-is-cheated-on-by-her-husband. She recovers, and then uses her new Land Rover to hunt them down in a mall parking lot. Part Two, of course, (made a year later) is her trial, subsequent hung jury, and acquittal.

I never used a Land Rover, but I do have a flair for drama. I guess mine was more like like a right hook to the nanny/whore's face in a Chinese resturant in Queens. Patrons and waitstaff looked on in horror as I had to be pulled off of her by the Filipino Nanny Fucker (FNF). Had I really just given her a pay raise to both sleep with my husband and watch my kids? Did he really chase NW into the parking lot to see if she was okay, rather than worry about the mother of his two kids? I remember thinking: wasn't I thin enough? Wasn't I pretty enough? Didn't I watch enough gal-on-gal porn to keep him happy??? Maybe *that* was the problem -- the VCR had indeed been broken for the past 18 months. Or was it something else ? I remember now something about letting laundry mildew overnight in the washing machine. Wasn't much for paying attention to detail. That's funny . . . I showed Matlock-like abiltities being able to track you down that day, didn't I ?

This all happened WHEN ???? Yesterday?